The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 27, 2019

The journey with a 1000 miles begins with one selfie.

The essence of knowledge is, having it, to use it on Facebook.

Anyone can find the flash button after the lights are on.

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one’s Google searches.

“Become one with the reply all button…”

The digital world is not the world just a representation of it.

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Never trust a 5-star Yelp with only 2 reviews.

is the best advice ever. Also, you may want to review who your wingman is.

Don’t trust AirB&B reviews. People all want to nice to their hosts, so the reviews get inflated. Also, the reviewers know they are being reviewed by the host, and they don’t want to anger the host and risk a bad review.

I gotta do a group ‘like’ on this one.

Never post selfies when you are drunk and/or naked. You aren’t that cute and suck in that gut.

Self(ie) awareness from the master.

Cats are not as cute as you think.

I like the idiots who take selfies of themselves on the Railroad tracks with a train coming!

Hmm, this could be taken as an affront to Confucianism.

Don’t trust Google or Amazon ratings – they are always way too high!

“I’m afraid I shall have to have you executed, for you have fallen into the primitive darkness within mankind and become” (cue dramatic music) “A Reddit troll” -Confucius 2018