Cornered by Mike Baldwin for January 03, 2019

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    SHAKENUP  over 5 years ago

    Excellent grounds for litigation due to assault & battery.

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    corpcasselbury  over 5 years ago

    Then try to explain to the arresting officer why you were doing that as he’s putting you in handcuffs.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Aggressive motivational speaker?

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    DCBakerEsq  over 5 years ago

    … followed by a firm handshake and a sincere compliment.

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    PO' DAWG  over 5 years ago

    You know, it just might be your breath.

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    well-i-never  over 5 years ago

    My Dad walked a guy in a complete circle during the course of a conversation once, just to see if he could get the guy to make eye contact.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    Especially if it’s the boss and you want to make a good impression.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Shock collars work particularly well!

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    StephenRice  over 5 years ago

    In drastic cases, I prefer the 3 Stooges method for making eye contact. Or contact with eyes, anyway.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 5 years ago

    Eye contact: How souls catch on fire.

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