Peanuts by Charles Schulz for February 24, 2019

how reluctant of Lucy to do something for a (stupid) beagle

Um, I don’t know if beautiful is the word I’d use.

How the heck did Charlie Brown get Lucy to go along with this?

I would have left it in front of his house. No dog can be a cat! They’ll eat…

Only if the waitress is the little red-haired girl, Snoopy.

Have to admit I’m VERY surprised Lucy agreed to do it.

This is a definition of the word “beautiful” of which I was previously unaware.

I’m surprised that this got past the censors, because it seems kind of sexist.

Nothing

Instead of a beautiful waitress he got a crabby one.

I can’t believe Lucy accepted.

What about when Snoopy decided he wanted his supper cafeteria style, and had more than one bowl?

Snoopy needs his eyes checked.

So Schroeder has “French maid” role play to look forward to when they get married in fifteen years.

No way is she beautiful.

That that’s not a beautiful waitress, but Lucy.

How do people usually hear the characters when they read? I don’t usually, but I heard Charlie Brown’s voice from the Christmas special when I read this.

He could have gut his sister for she is very gullible.

Lucy has a uniform on. Everyone falls for a uniformed person.

On occasion, I can get the missus to dress as a French maid, but there’s rarely dog food involved.

Here’s the World War I flying ace in a quaint bistro being served his modest supper by a comely French lass.

Nothing wrong with a beautiful waitress, but what part is Lucy playing?

Well, it’s sexist and misogynistic. But, it’s 47 years old, so I’ll give you a little break on that.

And this is how Japanese got the idea for maid cafés

So where is the beautiful waitress?

You got to get knotty at times to get the attention you deserve. And what a result! But Lucy is unbelievable!

In the absence of a beautiful waitress will Lucy do?