Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for December 31, 2018

Wait, Mitty is bringing the catnip??

But yeah, a party just isn’t a party without fancy litter. With sparkles.

But you’re not inviting Drunk Patty?

#bringyourowncatnip

At least The Mittens is already suitably attired for the fancy party. No need to rent a tux.

Oh, don’t forget fancy boxes as well.

My cats don’t have felt rhinos – I must not let them see your text!

Angie, don’t you mean Stumpy will bring the catnip?

Sprinkle Pop Rocks in the litter ….. #surprise!

wouldn’t it be Stumpy who would bring catnip?

Should that be “Stumpy will bring catnip”?

There is no such thing as “plenty of treats”.

I don’t think the litter will be very fancy after this lot have finished with it. What if Earl decides to use it? He’s a big boy.

Happy new year everyone!