The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 04, 2011

  1. Emerald
    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    Mel no longer needs your help, Satan.

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    leakysqueaky712  almost 14 years ago

    6) Get Amy Winehouse back singing!!

    7) Put an end to the Dick Tracy comic strip.

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    Leaky, Satan is the one that keeps DT going…

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    leakysqueaky712  almost 14 years ago

    Yeah Marg, but one good thing COULD be done…..ya think??

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    miriamnz  almost 14 years ago

    Ah, a fellow lefty.

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    cdward  almost 14 years ago

    Up till item number 5, I thought these were his New Year’s resolutions (just like last year’s and the year before and the year before and…)

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    Jolly1995  almost 14 years ago

    Ah, the Democrats!

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    Elaine Rosco Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Yeah Mel needs prayers….as does most of Hollywood!

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    DanielBeyer  almost 14 years ago

    What the devil!

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    sidl  almost 14 years ago

    This must be a bad inspiration day, Why doesn’t SH catch up with current events.

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    junco49  almost 14 years ago

    6) Continue not to exist along with my good and faithful friend God.

    tcayer:

    It’s hard to leave hate mongers alone! The Passion of Christ proves what a degenerate racist loser Mel is.

    BTW Humans manage 1-4 by themselves just fine.

    They manage a whole lot of very good things too.

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    skeet711  almost 14 years ago

    re: Richard S. Russell; ‘sinister’ is the Latin for ‘left’, hmmmm.

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    gofinsc  almost 14 years ago

    Of course Satan would be left-handed. You would think there would be MORE lunches with Mel, to work with him as a partner. Apparently here he’s considered a competitor. But remember, keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

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    jpozenel  almost 14 years ago

    Yes, Satan is left-handed. That’s why in some Catholic schools the nuns would rap your knuckles if they caught you writing left-handed

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 14 years ago

    This is sooo Roger Ailes. At least based on the to-do list.

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    syke34  almost 14 years ago

    The Washington’s PR man.

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    bobpeters61  almost 14 years ago

    Yeah, no need to buy him lunch when you’ve already got him.

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    trekkermint  almost 14 years ago

    winehouse has talent gibson had talent

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    dougdash  almost 14 years ago

    He remembered that he had to meet Obama for lunch.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Mel found out about Satan’s horns and thought he was Jewish.

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    Wilphart  almost 14 years ago

    I pity Mel. I think he was out of line and got caught with his pants down, but how much worse is his ex who set a trap to catch him at his worst? She’s the cold-hearted schemer; he was depressed, having a breakdown, and probably didn’t know what he was saying.

    I think the guy’s gone a little mental, but that’s all the more reason to forgive him. Maybe not the saint people made him out to be, but not in Satan’s contact list, either.

    And his talent still sets him apart. One of my all-time favorite actors. That will never change.

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    betseytacy  10 months ago

    Mel Gibson would not ever have lunch with the devil! Mel is a white hat!

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