Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 12, 2019

now how come we never see Andy in a sleeping bag after he and Flo have an argument before going to bed?

Andy wouldn’t be my choice of an “agony Uncle”, though he has caused much agony over the years.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , that poor bloke should never have taken our Hero Mr Andrew Capp’s advice and challenged his missus , it ended with him sleeping on the couch :o( right? my avatar today reminds me that since it’s been raining all night and still is , I won’t have to water my front and back gardens :o) how was your day ? ours should be calm since we did all of the errands we had to do yesterday , take care pal and win big on Bingo

So this bloke on his wedding night takes off his (large size) trousers, hands them to his wife and tells her to put them on. She replies “I can’t put those on , they’re too big.”. He says “Yes, remember that, this is how our household will run – I wear the trousers.”

So she proceeds to take off her (extra small) panties and hands them to her husband saying “Here, put these on.” He replies “I couldn’t possibly get into those.” She responds “Yes, remember that, that’s how this household will run until you change your attitude.”

“We say trousers and our cousins over the Pond say pants.

Today’s strip ’owever is not pants.

It’s very funny!"

This reminds me of the story about the man who came home from a men’s conference. After hearing about how the man is supposed to be spiritual leader of the home and the head of the family, he came home forgetting about how we are to “submit one to another” and the importance and description of Christian love found i I Corinthians 13. Swaggering up to his wife, he states, “I am the man of the house, and on your knees!”Almost immediately she was on her knees saying,“Get out from under the bed and fight like a man, you coward!”

@Banjinshiju.

“I like what you did there!”

I guess he showed her.

Someone proposed changing “I do” to “Yes ma’am”.

Another good reason to never get married.

Never take Andy’s “advice”

xxx

@Afficionado

You are indeed right! We’re having stormy winds here. It’s very cold.

I’m not going to bingo until Friday now. Hopefully I will win then.

I keep forgetting about GoComics that’s why I don’t comment until late.