Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 09, 2019

“..until death do us…uh, wait a minute…”

I think he took the halo from a mouse.

A ahem “rooster” ring.

According to Jesus (can’t quote chapter and verse), in heaven there will be no marrying or giving in marriage. Sorry Dave, it is funny but incorrect.

I wonder if there’s a post-nup involved.

Will she wear the ring above her hand too?

When she told him to give her a ring she meant on the phone, but I guess he took it literally.

Aww! Who cares if her head’s in the clouds, he makes her feel like she’s walking on sunshine.

All I can anticipate is the pandemonium encountered in the meeting of one’s true love upon heaven’s arrival only to be greeted by his/her OTHER true loves and THEIR offspring. O frabjous day, callou, callay !!

It’s heavenly.

There is a small angel in the box…

Luke 20:34-36 ESV And Jesus said to them, “The sons of this age marry and are given in marriage, but those who are considered worthy to attain to that age and to the resurrection from the dead neither marry nor are given in marriage, for they cannot die anymore, because they are equal to angels and are sons of God, being sons of the resurrection.

“But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father’s house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father’s house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.” (Deuteronomy 22: 20-21)

With current styles/fads, they are going to need a lot more rings.

A match made in heaven

People who die now do not “go to heaven”. They are asleep in the grave. They need to be resurrected and judged before the decision is made where they go – the new earth or destruction.

Well, I guess he must have liked it……. :)

Much too wide for her fingers. Maybe it’s a bracelet.

There is way, way more theology here than I expected.