Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 11, 2019

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    ekke  almost 6 years ago

    He should be. He should also be concerned that he is lagging his mother by a length …

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    halibaitor  almost 6 years ago

    He doesn’t have to outrun the lion. He only needs to run faster than his mother.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    This perfectly captures the lyrics to the Beatles, “Bungalow Bill”.

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    ptnjbrown  almost 6 years ago

    That lion is just playing with his food.

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    hawgowar  almost 6 years ago

    Let alone that he now has soiled underwear.

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    If he trips and falls, all his worries will be over!

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    joeatwork212  almost 6 years ago

    A case where you don’t have to be the fastest, just don’t be the slowest. That’s why I always take my wife along when I go hiking in bear country.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    And did you wear clean underwear and socks in case you go to the emergency room?

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    KEA  almost 6 years ago

    Wonder if his shorts are clean.

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 6 years ago

    You don’t have to be faster than the lion, just faster than Mother.

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    Lablubber   almost 6 years ago

    Tie your laces. Presentation is important in how food is served.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    How can Mother run so fast in high heels?

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