Dogs of C-Kennel by Mick & Mason Mastroianni for January 06, 2019

I got bored with Facebook a long time ago, a most unsocial app…

Facebook is a complete waste of time.

For all its flaws, GoComics is my chat site of choice.

I think most of your cartoons are not really pertinent to dogs. Switch them to people or make your stuff about dogs.

Actually, Tucker, you do this ‘thing’ for the same reasons humans do it – you are so unsure of your own “self” that you require a constant stream of ‘afformational’ checks to verify that you actually exist, which “facebook” provides you.

Simple. Sad, but simple!

What else does he have to do?

Hey, Tucker, look on the bright side. At least you’re saving the author money on color ink.