I was ordained as minister online so I could perform weddings, and a few years back after the ceremony they were gathering everyone for pictures and someone said “We need to get one of the happy couple with the Pastor”
First thing that popped into my head and out of my mouth was “Oh no, the nice man from Witness Protection said no pictures”
Got a good laugh, but I’m not sure if everyone knew I was kidding
There’s a line in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe to the effect that if anyone figures out the meaning of the universe, it will be replaced by one even more bizarre, and that some think this has already happened.
whahoppened almost 6 years ago
That.. I… You don’t… Ah, forget it.
Nachikethass almost 6 years ago
Toby needs to be weaned away from these two!
pschearer Premium Member almost 6 years ago
. . . or smart.
Doctor Toon almost 6 years ago
I was ordained as minister online so I could perform weddings, and a few years back after the ceremony they were gathering everyone for pictures and someone said “We need to get one of the happy couple with the Pastor”
First thing that popped into my head and out of my mouth was “Oh no, the nice man from Witness Protection said no pictures”
Got a good laugh, but I’m not sure if everyone knew I was kidding
karmakat01 almost 6 years ago
about you being a girl…YOU SHOULD KNOW IF YOU AREN’T!
DM2860 almost 6 years ago
No, but you were supposed to have a haircut.
Al Nala almost 6 years ago
I dreamt I was a Russian Spy in my Maid… Now THAT was one WEIRD dream
gcarlson almost 6 years ago
There’s a line in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe to the effect that if anyone figures out the meaning of the universe, it will be replaced by one even more bizarre, and that some think this has already happened.