Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 11, 2019

Is he wearing a cape?? Bobby Howry, the secret identity of … MULTI-DIMENSIONAL MAN!

P1, He’s a real triple threat, Gil. The kind of guy your team could use this year.

P2, All Gil, all the time!

P3, Placeberol kingpin BStatWhiz consents to an interview with the Milford Star reporter at the Copywrite Cafe. Hilarity ensues.

Ok, how do we refer to him going forward as Bobby, Robby or BobbyRobby??? In any event, let the record show that this is Milford’s first male to male sex change-only in Milford!!!

You are not going to believe what he does. Probably you thought he was going to college, as he had mad science skills, but no…

Ah, the disgruntled former manager…

P4: And I have two brothers, Chip and Ernie

In p2 Gil has what used to be called an arch expression.

P3- Tell me about yourself Robby. Because I sure as hell never remember seeing you as a manager of Milford basketball. On 12/22/18, before the Go Comics maintenance fiasco, I was hitting on Mullet Girl. Now she’s lost in a world occupied by the likes of Shimura, never to be seen or heard again.

Oh, am I talking too much? Most alcoholic mass media types never fail to extol their shortcomings, err, accomplishments.

When someone says " He Care’s about ……." I put my hand on my wallet and start walking.

He still looks two-dimensional to me.

I am a regular poster boy when I take my Focusin ADHD medication

Has anyone ever had the desire to “Read Gil Thorp from the beginning,” as it says on the Overview page? Seems to be cruel and unusual punishment.

If “multi-dimensional” means douchebag, then yes.

“I’m just a multi-dimensional guy. You can call me ‘Robby’, since it’s easier to say than ‘Mxyzptlk’.”

I am a material girl, living in a material world.