Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 14, 2019

Zaza is not that kind of prophetess, Andy.

@Number Three Today’s Strip Is funny our Hero Mr Andrew Capp sober again , believing in fortune tellers does not care about predictions about anything except who will win at the races tomorrow :o), I don’t believe in fortune tellers , do you? my avatar today is of a rocking horse that Amy’s dad and I made for her 14 years ago ’ it still exists but my princess has outgrown it , how was your day? ours should be normal I hope , take care pal

If fortune tellers are for real, why don’t THEY become millionaires on the track, or in Las Vegas?

That’s why I never believe in fortune tellers. They’d have retired rich if they know the future.

Zaza should have seen this coming!

If she knew, she wouldn’t be telling fortunes.

@Eldo.

“Well done, lad! I copied and pasted your link and it brought back a very ‘appy memory for me. If No6 was still around, ’e’d ’ave awarded you 10/10!”

@Number Three.

“Congratulations fer bein’ a blood donor fer 7 years. Flo n’ me are extremely impressed. I tried to donate blood once but was banned when the receiver was seein’ double fer 3 weeks!”

If she knew that she wouldn’t be working out of a tent!

The one the mob’s betting on

If she knew that she’d be telling fortunes in a much nicer locale.

Watch it , Andy. She might place a curse on you.

I would ask her if I was going to be a millionaire.

xxx

@Afficionado

Some fortune tellers are really good and their predictions come true but some aren’t so good. So I would say it all depends.

I use rocking horses when I design children’s bedrooms. It’s an interior design game I play, It’s not real life.

My Dad had to go into hospital today for a biopsy (He’s OK) and he told me that a 79 year old man was having the same procedure done and they went in too deep and hit one of his arteries. He needed two pints of blood. It won’t be my blood he received because my last donation went to Barnsley General Hospital in October.

They refer to the TIME of the race, rather than the race number in England? Anybody know for sure? I’ve never heard of that before today.