Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 14, 2019

And for me, I hate being reminded of the heartbreak.

I hate being forced to give cards to every kid in class even if I didn’t like them. So insincere.

Just a Hallmark holiday.

AMEN, Auntie! “Love is a figment of the imagination brought on by overeating or overexertion!”

Sour grapes, Aunty! So Walt didn’t come through?

I tell my wife I love her every day; why should this day be special?

Did Walt turn you down again, Aunty?

So fat babies with arrows make you quiver?

[TWANG!]

♪ “Oh, Wa-alt…” ♫

Wow! No bitterness about this day.

Cupid heard that. Guess where you’re gonna get your arrow.

What IS the Valentine’s Day equivalent of “Bah! Humbug!”??

ROFL

Another “holiday” just another day.