Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for January 11, 2019

Dan is trying not to laugh but he’s giggling inside. You just made his Friday.

Koreans sometimes think that the toothpaste here in Germany tastes funny. – Turns out they bought mustard. True story.

I cleaned my teeth with hair removal cream once. Must have been ok, no hairy teeth since.

Seems like Danny is soooo tired, too! :)

Good performance without your glasses Amanda!

As a frusrtrated stand-up comic. My wife thinks I’m nuts.

So, have you ever uncapped your toothpaste and mistakenly tried to use it as deodorant?

Well that explains why her underarms are minty fresh and sticky.