Next time tell her something like, “All that candy just goes straight to the hips you know”. She will be glad to give you the last piece. She might even toss it to you, box and all.
Oh, you ought to know better than that! You shouldn’t have been reaching for the last piece, first piece, seventh piece, twelfth piece or ANY piece! FYI, you don’t get any out of the box you buy for yourself either.
finkd almost 6 years ago
The look of shock on their faces is not because of your injury, it’s because they’re surprised she let you keep the arm.
juncarlo almost 6 years ago
I wonder, she hit his hand or bit his hand?
therese_callahan2002 almost 6 years ago
“Life is like a box of chocolates.” And he definitely didn’t know what he was going to get.
KenseidenXL almost 6 years ago
You got between a woman and the last piece of chocolate and you only have minor injuries? Lucky escape.
Troglodyte almost 6 years ago
So much for the day of love…
donwalter almost 6 years ago
you know that overbite she has?
almost 6 years ago
She is a very feisty devil.
jpayne4040 almost 6 years ago
I’ve never been married and I already know that’s a no-no!
Jeff0811 almost 6 years ago
Next time tell her something like, “All that candy just goes straight to the hips you know”. She will be glad to give you the last piece. She might even toss it to you, box and all.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 6 years ago
At least he still has a hand!
Plods with ...™ almost 6 years ago
Learn anything?
Diat60 almost 6 years ago
You can’t cure idiocy.
bookworm0812 almost 6 years ago
Oh, you ought to know better than that! You shouldn’t have been reaching for the last piece, first piece, seventh piece, twelfth piece or ANY piece! FYI, you don’t get any out of the box you buy for yourself either.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Idiot.
cuzinron47 almost 6 years ago
To make things worse, that’s his beer drinking hand.
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
How many fingers did you lose?
daleandkristen almost 6 years ago
Totally justified.