Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 28, 2019

Hey Coach Kaz, why are you hanging around the shower roo….oh, right. Who’s turn with the loofa?

Had to look up swirly. With these super efficient < 1 gallon toilet flushes these days, I doubt if it even works anymore.

Remember “Do not fold, spindle or mutilate?”

Kaz has to protect his deniability!

I have a sneaking suspicion that the explanation for why Bobby is back in Milford in what should be his senior year of college is going to win this story’s coveted "Slow Sister’ award.

P1, Said the bench to Mop’s shiny floor tile.

P2, Not us, Coach. You must have heard the ants talking.

P3, That’s my job!

In all reality , some things never change such as Kaz hanging out in the locker room hoping to sneak a peek ,ever ready to cop a feel.

More proof Rod & Neal read our, er, comments. Not the first time swirly has been mentioned as corrective behavior. Imagine Menzie using Young Howry’s head as a plunger.

Despite the warning, the boys will execute a “code red” on Howry because Milford cant handle the truth!

Kaz relies on his Mennonite roots and suggests Howry be “Shunned”. Oh, the merriment that will ensue.

Finally, Ruffin is making himself useful.

I haven’t heard the term “swirly” in ages. Pretty edgy for Milford. Normally they would just “give him the business.”

P3 Kaz should get that blemish on his face checked out by a doctor.Those are world class sideburns though.

“Darn. There goes our plan to assault him with strategically-aimed puffs of air.”

I hate when school officials exercise control over what students do outside of school hours and off school grounds. These kids each have a parent, and the town has at least one cop.

P3- Kaz with the “loofah leer”, ready to mete out discipline!

Obviously a radical idea, but why not wins some games to shut him up.

P4: “I’m gonna take care of this punk myself and I don’t want you clowns getting in my way”

Kaz orders them not to do anything, Just like Lt. Kendrick ordered Dawson and Downey not to do a “Code Red” on PFC Santiago … We saw how that worked out.

To Bear and ‘53’…… Ruffin sang with the temptations.

P3: “…..or even breathe on him….especially you, Ruffin….your breath would gag a maggot….”

I guess a blanket party is out of the question.

According to Bill O’Reilly, the bath “sponge” made from the xylem fibers of L. aegyptiaca is pronounced falafel.