Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 30, 2019

It SEEMED like a brilliant plan…

Again, here is where BKB could get things done…

Bring a ladder? The size most people have wouldn’t come close. And they would look pretty conspicuous with a 30-foot extension ladder on the roof of a car.

Can’t you climb up that middle pole thing? I think I’ve seen kids do it on sitcoms.

Time to put out the “Fire”. For a good ladder call 911. Or hook this thread.

Hoodies in Milford? I assumed they’d all be wearing Jughead hats.

Hope they don’t try bungie jumping!!! Ahhh, did anyone bring the cord???

For Pete’s sake, in P1 the thing is like 7 feet off the ground. I guess kids today don’t know about giving a boost

Besides, many large billboards like this do come with access ladders built into the posts; not necessarily easily accessible, but there nonetheless.

Hmmm, maybe the harshest burn would be to change “robby” to “bobby,” with a fake website lauding Coach T at that url. If they ever figure out how to scale that sign, that is…

Reminds me what John Winger said after abandoning his cab, getting his car repo’d, dropping girlfriend Anita’s dry cleaned dress and the pizza in the alley, Anita dumping him because he wasn’t growing. And then, depression set in.

P1, Two cars, four kids, four cans of spray paint and not a brain in the bunch. Oh well, at least they can huff the paint fumes.

P2, Look, I said I had a plan, I never said it was a good one.

P3, With this kind of brilliant teamwork and display of senior leadership, it’s hard to understand why Milford has only won one game this year. FIRE GIL THORP! Indeed.

Clearly, Andre was expecting this to be a one way mission judging by his haircut.

vandalis interruptus

Banksy always brings a ladder. #ProTip

They are starting to out-MUT me. This is the dialog I would have wrote!

Sigh…..I actually thought that this story might get interesting for once

They’ll try to scale it, and some kid will get hurt.

P1: Proudly displaying the MILFOR license plate; showing their hometown pride. I guess the other car in town grabbed MILFORD.

In a move demonstrating their low SAT results, the four Mousketeers change the first word from Fire to Retire

Besides the stupidity of not having a ladder…

Every single car driving by would see them climbing and defacing the billboard. Unless it was erected on a deserted back road, which would make no sense. And how were they going to reach the whole billboard? Were they only going to add something to the bottom? Or is the billboard only 6’ tall?

Yep, either someone gets hurt or they get caught and suspended from the team, thereby jeopardizing their shot for…..well, based on the team so far, 7th place.

Remember when Beaver Cleaver fell in the soup billboard?

Oh ….. never mind! I’m getting too old to be this snarky.

They wanted to vandalize it to say “ the saints got robbed” and “ Goodell knows!”