Snoopy plans to be around long enough to finish it even at a one word a day pace because he just found out from RJ that there’s no root beer in heaven.
When we would read a novel in class, I would always have at least one student complain that they could not read that book. I would turn around and go through the back door of my room into the library and grab War and Peace off the shelf. Then I went back into my room and put it down on the student’s desk. They quickly changed their mind about the one I wanted them to read.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
good grief
Otto Knowbetter over 5 years ago
Cheer up, Snoopy. War And Peace only has 587,287 words. You should be done in a little under 1,608 years.
jackhammer165 over 5 years ago
Well, at least they’re reading together today!
finkd over 5 years ago
Snoopy seems to have the War part down real good.
SonicFan91 over 5 years ago
Bad idea
orinoco womble over 5 years ago
I tore through my Parallel Reading list in highschool, until I stubbed my toe on War and Peace. Strewth.
wonka291 over 5 years ago
Wonderful book, War And Peace. Really readable, too, not at all heavy-going. I’d recommend it. But not at a word-a-day…
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Snoops, your reaction is like: “this means war”. Peace out!
mjb515 over 5 years ago
Even a bird brain thinks you are daft.
Cronkers McGee Premium Member over 5 years ago
Wow! At about 1,608 years to complete it at a more a day, will Snoopy live long enough to complete it? I won’t be around to see it.
jagedlo over 5 years ago
You didn’t explain the ground rules to Woodstock, Snoopy?
uniquename over 5 years ago
Conjunctions and articles count!
ligamaus over 5 years ago
Is this nonsense humour going to last forever?
Purple People Eater over 5 years ago
So far Snoopy has read “Well prince, so and”. I think he skipped a word.
Chad Cheetah over 5 years ago
Charlie Brown had to read War and Peace very fast. Snoopy’s taking his time.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
I wonder what “and” means? So deep…
nosirrom over 5 years ago
Snoopy plans to be around long enough to finish it even at a one word a day pace because he just found out from RJ that there’s no root beer in heaven.
jerrodmason over 5 years ago
I’m learning how to play Beethoven’s Fifth, one note at a time.
Karen Szyszko Premium Member over 5 years ago
Woodstock probably wants Snoopy to read the words in order, too.
Charles Hoeft over 5 years ago
That’s 11,256 dog years
Iwa Iniki over 5 years ago
Instead, go see the movie.
Ceeg22 Premium Member over 5 years ago
Everybody’s a critic
heathcliff2 over 5 years ago
Is it war or is it peace?
jmp46534 over 5 years ago
When we would read a novel in class, I would always have at least one student complain that they could not read that book. I would turn around and go through the back door of my room into the library and grab War and Peace off the shelf. Then I went back into my room and put it down on the student’s desk. They quickly changed their mind about the one I wanted them to read.