It seems that Haf-and-Haf wants his pizza that Splitface arranged for, but Homeless Guy must have eaten more than half of it if there are only two pieces left.
I do not see any death struggle. When you look like Tulza Haf-Split you need an underling to help out. The pizza thief may not be long for this world, but I don’t believe he will die today. Splitface needs a helper, not a corpse.
“I scraped up the money. I called the pizza delivery and made arrangements.” Well, that’s not bad, but it’s not anything Marmaduke hasn’t managed in the past, so don’t brag on it too much.
Talk about a scary night for honest pizza thieves.
With only two pieces left, Pizza Thief is going to have to make up the difference in some way. He may be pressed into becoming Tulza Haf-Split’s flunky/cannon fodder….
Neil Wick over 5 years ago
Good morning™, intimidated vagrants!
It seems that Haf-and-Haf wants his pizza that Splitface arranged for, but Homeless Guy must have eaten more than half of it if there are only two pieces left.
AnyFace over 5 years ago
Well, I guess it ‘was’ his pizza. ✨
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 5 years ago
What did he do inhale it?
HarryCK over 5 years ago
Good morning™, deprived diners !
Man, that boy better start groveling and offering the moon here real quick.
jonahhex1 over 5 years ago
Well that guy’s stay on this strip among the living is going to be exceptionally short.
Yngvar Følling over 5 years ago
“I scraped up the money,” he says, but since the hobo stole the pizza before he got it, he should still have the money.
bluegirl285 over 5 years ago
That’s right, pal. You DIDN’T think!
dewcoons over 5 years ago
I have a feeling that there will be more than two pieces of Homeless Guy before this is all over.
tripwire45 over 5 years ago
He’s dead.
crobinson019 over 5 years ago
Wow, I’ve said I’d kill for pizza before; but I never meant it seriously!
tsull2121 over 5 years ago
Theres TWO pieces left… but theres THREE of us!
Don Bagert Premium Member over 5 years ago
“Two-and-three-quarters pieces, if you include the one I just started eating.”
iggyman over 5 years ago
Karma for stealing the pizza from Pizza Dude!
iggyman over 5 years ago
I guarantee the homeless guy has brown drawers !
Ray Toler over 5 years ago
Two pieces left for three personalities.
Jonathan K. and the Elusive Dream Girl over 5 years ago
It looks like we are hearing from Haf-and-Haf and Splitface today. No word from Tulza.
brackishboy over 5 years ago
The fact that he was planning to pay the pizza guy is kind of charming, no?
buckman-j over 5 years ago
Wow, exciting. So we bring back a 60 year old character to get in a death struggle over a pizza? Papa John sobs. So does Mike Mazurki
Pequod over 5 years ago
I do not see any death struggle. When you look like Tulza Haf-Split you need an underling to help out. The pizza thief may not be long for this world, but I don’t believe he will die today. Splitface needs a helper, not a corpse.
Kip W over 5 years ago
“I scraped up the money. I called the pizza delivery and made arrangements.” Well, that’s not bad, but it’s not anything Marmaduke hasn’t managed in the past, so don’t brag on it too much.
next: Dick Tracy vs Marmaduke!
GoComicsGo! over 5 years ago
Two pieces left from a full pizza….Uhmm…I don’t think this is going to end so good.
Sisyphos over 5 years ago
Talk about a scary night for honest pizza thieves.
With only two pieces left, Pizza Thief is going to have to make up the difference in some way. He may be pressed into becoming Tulza Haf-Split’s flunky/cannon fodder….