Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for January 22, 2019

Question Of The Day over to “Daddy’s Home”

Well, I see that Marg is really on the ball today.

That’s not the point, Albert! Just get me down!

She was planning to roll it over to the hayfield for her daily roll in the hay.

She calls it IRA … which she is always rolling over…

The Tower XVI

It was easy but recently there’s been some inflation.

More to the point, how does Albert walk around without snapping those toothpick legs. I suppose he relies on his cardboard inserts to maintain his balance.

Roll on, roll off, grasshopper.

Inquiring minds want to know.

Getting up is a cinch; it’s the getting down that’s tough.

You can’t get down off a big rubber ball.

You get down off a duck.

Yeah yeah… or a goose.

Look, somebody had to say it.

…just a little push…

Likely fell from the roof. Ask her how she got onto the roof. That’ll give her the opportunity to talk about ladders. She loves to talk about ladders.

‘Cause she’s a baller, that’s how.

When you have a stressful day you need a big stress ball.

I can’t get up in or back down out of a hammock no matter how hard I try! ;o{

I can visualize three ways:

1) Standing with the ball in front of her, she pushes off the ground with her legs.

2) The window provides a path of egress from inside the house to the top of the ball.

3) Scooter’s cold nose…

I have seen a dog humping a ball.. but Marge.. and in public as well. Shame. and Albert.. you are not keeping your lady satisfied.

Hoping it doesn’t hatch.

Susan, when something doesn’t need to be said we can count on you to say it….

Good Grief! She’s got cleavage!!!!!!!!! :)

He’s jealous and wants to try it..

Just roll over and play dead!

Van repair update.

Got my taxes done this morning. Even though i made less this past year i’ll still be paying about the same, and my refund will be a tiny bit smaller.

Enough, with the little extra that i got extra with the GoFundMe campaign, to get the steering box replaced.

But not much more than that.

I doubt that anything like a vacation is going to happen, but i might squeeze in a little staycation. And i can forget about putting anything extra towards paying off the car loan on the Prius. Oh well. Maybe next year.

Only a silly goose would try to get down from a rubber ball!

She’s having a ball!