Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 21, 2019

No doubt about that. And, presumably her last.

One more reason not to have kids.

Ouch!

He was an eggistential crisis.

Or just “You were adopted, you know”. I’m thinking TRex.

And all that trouble for nothing but shards in the end.

And this is why Humpty never had any younger sibs…

Mom should tell him to avoid sitting on walls at all costs.

Yeeowie bird. I always thought they laid square eggs.

And they say Mother ‘guilt’ is a myth.

Berth.

LOL!!

What a letdown.

Interesting – I never thought about this before! I’d really like to see his mother!