Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 29, 2011

  1. Emerald
    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    Uncontrolled zapping today, beware.

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 14 years ago

    The doctor probably wished there was a pill for Zaps.

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    Charles Evans Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    A handful of downers might settle our “out of control” patient doctor.

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    pouncingtiger  almost 14 years ago

    Broomie’s going through a “phase”.

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    Yukoner  almost 14 years ago

    Valium - take 20 and call me in the morning (if you can).

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    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Broomie’s in a fowl mood today!. Stay just outside of her zapping range.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    A cyanide pill would end her terrible disposition.

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  8. Destiny
    Destiny23  almost 14 years ago

    ^ No, she puts cyanide in her morning coffee to recharge her Zapper…

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    gjsjr41  almost 14 years ago

    Yukoner, I was thinking of giving her some placebos but Valium or Xanax sounds better. lol

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    Eh, what do doctors know? Broomie has been her sunny self for 1500 years.

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    JudyCuddy  almost 14 years ago

    Give her something, quick! Xanax should do it, couple of those and she won’t give a zap.

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    JudyCuddy  almost 14 years ago

    I’ve heard ya’ll talk about this, but it hadn’t happened to me, until now. Teresa, I read your comment then wrote mine. Now coming back to it, my comment is posted before yours?????

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  13. Right here
    Sherlock Watson  almost 14 years ago

    Sing along with Huey Lewis:

    I want a new drug One that won’t make me sick One that won’t make me crash my car Or make me feel three feet thick

    I want a new drug One that won’t hurt my head One that won’t make my mouth too dry Or make my eyes too red

    One that won’t make me nervous Wondering what to do One that makes me feel like I feel when I’m with you When I’m alone with you

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    SaunaBeach  almost 14 years ago

    I want a new drug, too.

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