Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 31, 2019

Duke, don’t forget to bribe the fire marshal.

He better be careful flinging it all over the place with that cigarette.

Another dream goes up in flames. But the insurance check will help ease the pain.

I suppose a little arson is easiest when your greed runs out. I would expect no less from Duke.

So ? How do you start a flood ?

Lightning strikes again

So why is he bothering to order even one case of beer? If all goes as planned, there won’t be anywhere to deliver it.

I miss Hunter Thompson

Like we used to say in retail, “Nothing a nice little fire wouldn’t fix.”

One of the best scenes from “Gross Point Blank”.

What are cappers? I can find some definitions on the net but none of them seem appropriate.