Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for January 22, 2019

Have to lick him clean.

Thank goodness she didn’t injure his felt rhino.

Did she give you a percentage of her winnings, or rent?

Make a deal with Patty. She can borrow any of your toys provided she sprinkles them with Cool Ranch Dorito!

#rhinochips

Better lick him clean. And lick him and lick him and lick him…

Does anyone else have a cat that insists on grooming his toys, or is it just my Siamese that is that weird?

Ha! I KNEW it!

Dorito powder is not so bad, at least she didn’t tuck Rhino down her bra.

Best day ever!