Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 24, 2019

so what IS the camel spider? a tailless scorpion?

Johnny was too cheap to change his towels…

Aaand here’s Joan!

Oops. I mean here’s Joanne!

Er. Is it Joanna?

It isn’t a camel either.

Hmm. Who’d a thunk it?

Yet a camel cricket is a cricket….or is it?

Is a camel spider related to a wolf spider ?

Ok,I’ll ask it. For a man,are most of those thoughts about sex?

And most thoughts are about sex. Right?

The Camel Spyder ha it’s habitat in the land where the bong tree grows.

Gee, I’ll bet Johnny never called his third wife by the names of his first two.

So if he’d married again, it would be to Joannalee?

“50,000 to 70,000 thoughts per day”? I could name some people that could lower that average. Also, how did they collect the data? Did they keep asking the test subject “are you thinking now? Are you thinking now? How about now?”

and the last three were named Carly, Charlee and Camilla?

Apparently Johnny had at least three thoughts too many… ☺

Define “thought”.

When counting thoughts, you’re changing them. And you cannot count the thoughts of other people from the outside. Thus, it’s impossible to count the number of thoughts produced per day whithout the influence of the counting process. Heisenberg calling…

Johnny had Ron Swanson Syndrome.

All you ever wanted to know about camel spiders: https://animals.net/camel-spider/

The speed of thought is somewhere between the speed of dark and the speed of light!

https://www.livescience.com/40025-camel-spiders-facts.html