Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for January 30, 2019

That’s a very important distinction you have to draw. No one wants to have to pull foil from between their teeth.

Why don’t you just go look?

Make the sandwich Dad, you’re safe…

Your antennas are our of alignment. If all else fails, restart everything. If that doesn’t help then just accept the ‘fact’ that Dad is making a sandwich while dusting the ceiling fan.

I think we can rule out the latter.

can’t your nose tell you? My deaf and almost blind pup can still sense when I’m in the kitchen

I thought Sophie was inventing a new dance move.

I thought she was practicing her semaphore!

Well, considering that tin foil would be an awful thing to use to dust a ceiling fan…

As Toucan Sam would say, “Just follow your nose!”

Time to update your password, Sophie!

Your hearing is way off, Sophie. He’s wrapping a cheese sandwich in tin foil and dusting the ceiling fan with cellophane.