Ordinary Bill by William Wilson for July 20, 2020

What happened..? Eyes pop out? Bust a gut?

I thought all it did was make you sound like Mickey Mouse when you spoke.

Cats are always up to no good.

He’ll be squeaking for weeks.

Think about how much pressure it takes to quickly fill balloons. Darwin Award Winner wanted to impress his girlfriend. Fortunately for Bill, he’s a cartoon.