Ordinary Bill by William Wilson for September 13, 2024

Don’t laugh too hard, the government does hand out cell phones.

He should be giving Bill spare change.

Give me your email address and I’ll Venmo it to you (maybe).

Run, Bill!

I gave a guy $5 on Christmas Eve while I was driving to a sushi dinner. It was dark, blowing snow, and frigid. He looked like he had given up. The change in his expression was well worth it.

They can’t afford to live, but they have smart phones. And restrooms to do black heroin in.

There are plenty of service agencies in my community: food, shelter, etc. we have homeless/jobless people hitchhiking in from miles away to participate in the largess.

F off.