In Security by Bea R. for January 24, 2019

Would you settle for being a gentleman?

Can you imagine HUBBS in there?

This was almost Roy’s theme song :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

“Tired of the everyday grind?”

“Ever dream of a life of romantic adventure?”

“Want to get away from it all?”

“We offer you … ESCAPE~!!” ✨

https://youtu.be/ajCJEIGAzoE

-suddenly pictures lady Roy… complete with mustache-

Ah guys… Remember your wives?

Well panel#4 maybe out of the ordinary for those two, but not for me. I get chased around by girls all the time, it would totally be a regular day for me. XD

You know the last few days I was thinking: “Hübby Lobby must be a great place to pick up chicks”. Apparently I was wrong, you’ll get their attention, but not in a good way. Although it looks like the ideal place to steal a hat. :D

Do I see Wilma Flintstone and Marge Simpson as part of the unruly mob?

Sam and Roy were nearly…two times a lady. The lobby is at the edge of the abyss. Should have stayed strapped in the car to avoid the Sirens’ song of the shiny objects.

Sorry Roy, you lost 40K.

Roy was fine. But they’re probably mad at Sam for eating their display.

What if this all took place at Victoria’s Secret instead?

Don’t look back! The horde is behind us!

Not a cult of cthulu, but a cult of craft. Also I hope they have the car keys.

I don’t see Sedine or Charlene? Where are they hiding? Oh, no, they are in the check out lane, spending that $70,000!

The second panel is the best depiction of Roy I’ve seen so far.

hubby lobby, where women are women and men are girly cowards

Well, I spotted Usagi Tsukino among the angry, estrogen-fueled mob in Panel 4, along with the short, angry old lady from the car service place who calls Sedine “HUSSY!!” all the time, whose name I can’t recall (flinging the bolo)… along with Wilma Flintstone? And maybe either the Bride of Frankenstein or Marge Simpson (just above Usagi’s head)?

WebToons brings up the panel in much better detail, if you need help in picking them all out. ;-)

No wonder they were so upset. As someone who worked in retail, it looked like Sam had snapped Roy out of a big sale.

Never come between a sales person and her commission.

It’s called WITCH-CRAFT for a reason…