Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 06, 2019

Unless the Lower East Side of Manhattan is also a blue zone.

Narrator’s voice: It isn’t.

I saw the TED talk on these, and think they might just be a statistical anomaly.

I would have started in the cobalt mines of Germany.

But we wish long life to the Blue Man Group!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTJfITfbYNA

There is more than one blue man group, so they must be reproducing. Maybe there is an area that has a lot of blue women. When the Smurfs are older, they will compete against blue men groups for blue women.

First, he read a book on productivity, then he wrote a proposal to form a new baseball team and now he’s writing a report on blue zones.

Our Pig is growing up.

Snicker. Really

Pig’s thirst for knowledge is unquenchable, and un-understandable, for the most part.

Zebra neighbor make for long Croc life ……. Croc Power !

Isn’t that the zone for loading and offloading only?

All together now-Am I Blue?

OK, for whom is Pig writing a report?

Never heard about this. Learned something new. I would have thought it meant something political.

“Our Pig is growing up.”NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

And they called it

The birth of the bluuues

Correct Pig,and Greenland isn’t where “green” aliens come from either!

I’m so tired of pig and rat. More crocs! Dance with who brung ya…

I’d like to see the final draft of Pig’s report (for whom or what? Is he in school?). I’m sure it would be a fascinating document!

Reading it would be a Sisyphean task.

Never heard of them