Beans, Beans, the vegetable fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot the better you feel. Let’s have beans for every meal. Woo hoo!
How I rate jokes: Joke quality out of 10, pun factor out of 3. Divide the joke quality by 10, then add the PF to the numerator and denominator. This joke has a quality of 7, with a pun factor of 2, so it gets a rating of 9/12, or 75%.
jagedlo almost 6 years ago
Gas in the forecast…
Watcher almost 6 years ago
Smoking and using flint rocks at your own risk.
Mordock999 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Strike a match! I DARE You!
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 6 years ago
When you cannot think of a gag, there is always body functions…
Nachikethass almost 6 years ago
Phew!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 6 years ago
Beans, Beans, the vegetable fruit. The more you eat the more you toot. The more you toot the better you feel. Let’s have beans for every meal. Woo hoo!
ptnjbrown almost 6 years ago
“Last gas next 50 miles”
bateria almost 6 years ago
They’re not speaking’ ’bout the weather!!!!
ChessPirate almost 6 years ago
“No gas for the next 50 miles. You must provide your own…”
El Cobbo Grande almost 6 years ago
Yep, lots to choose from, some nice, some not so nice, and some downright scary
michael3114 almost 6 years ago
Hard to read the signs when they’re facing away from traffic.
blakerl almost 6 years ago
This comic STINKS! I mean literally Stinks.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member almost 6 years ago
…long before Segway.
Fastfur07 almost 6 years ago
How I rate jokes: Joke quality out of 10, pun factor out of 3. Divide the joke quality by 10, then add the PF to the numerator and denominator. This joke has a quality of 7, with a pun factor of 2, so it gets a rating of 9/12, or 75%.