Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 11, 2019

Cobra is in “full denial” over the loss of lovey sheriff.

She knows how easily the mention pork distracts us!

Corrine seems to be in full Cobra mode here. Seductively dangerous. Her way of handling disappointment over ex-Sheriff yellow tail?

Ka-BACON!

I believe that Cobra (or whatever she’s calling herself these days) has been waiting for sheriff yellowbeard to show his true colors… which I guess are yellow and white.

I’m not a big fan of the Sheriff. I mean come on. He has a soul patch. But I get the feeling we’ll see him back in form soon.

My mind has a laser sharp focus whenever I put my mind to some..sniff sniff…wait, do I smell BACON?1! CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH SMACK SMACK AAAAAAH…Now what were we takin’ about again?

Mmmm, Bacon!

Either she’s in denial (KA-DENIAL!) or she’s planning to go after him.

Based on her response on Saturday to Rip saying he had bad news being ‘You’re divorcing that ditzy redhead? About ti- I mean, how sad!’ perhaps, just maybe she has feelings for Rip and somewhere along the line saw the Sherriff being yellow and knew this was inevitable?

Possession is nine points of the law, and right now, Cobra possesses RIp.

Wonderful… She’s gone back into Steal-Rip-From-Breezy mode. I wonder how the baby is doing?

Like I said before, it wouldn’t surprise me if Cobra intends to go after the sheriff and bring him back.

Methinks the days of the donut shop are probably limited. No votes for the veggie pizza?

ka-pork

Now who can say no to bacon?