Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 20, 2019

Worst case of heartburn ever…

That is what it feels like when they use an IV to “force fluids.”

That’s what it felt like when I had my laryngoscopy.

I don’t see the catheter.

I could have used one of those the day I had a procedure where I couldn’t eat or drink anything from midnight before and the procedure was late afternoon. I was so dry they had trouble starting an IV.

His coffee level is almost back to normal. (I know that is a water hose, but let’s pretend for a minute that its coffee. Yum.)

We’re going to need a much bigger bed pan…

I said hydration. Not hydrantion.

That’s not where you put the catheter.