By that age, he will have lived long enough to have heard a news report about someone dying while attempting each and every one of those things that he wisely chose not to try. “mumble… grumble… suck it, Wallace!… mumble… grumble… stealing Amelia… mumble… humph.”
Ida No over 5 years ago
Does the cushion have “yes” stitched on it?
WoodEye over 5 years ago
Hard to imagine a gull at the beach getting that old without scoring a hot dog.
crookedwolf Premium Member over 5 years ago
Is it a whoopie cushion?!
scyphi26 over 5 years ago
If it means you’ll go out and live a little instead…then no.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 5 years ago
With a big glass of iced tea!
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
I worry about spending my golden years in a rocking chair wondering about all the delicious pie I didn’t eat. There’s no such thing as “too much pie.”
normvv Premium Member over 5 years ago
The seagulls in this strip are the best things going in comics these days!
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Love the seagull. That is my dream, too…on a weekly basis.
mr.farkel over 5 years ago
By that age, he will have lived long enough to have heard a news report about someone dying while attempting each and every one of those things that he wisely chose not to try. “mumble… grumble… suck it, Wallace!… mumble… grumble… stealing Amelia… mumble… humph.”
No free Heath care? almost 2 years ago
NO spud there is NO COUSHIN