Bad Machinery by John Allison for May 03, 2019

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    pam Miner  over 5 years ago

    Jordan is really awful.

    Black tears and black eyes! Maybe Ben is some kind of space alien after all. I’ve read about th e spooky bad eyes kids. Should never open the door to them, same as vampires, do NOT welcome them into you home.Jordan prolly never had a pet. Even a hermit crab has a personality if you love it.

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    Pequod  over 5 years ago

    ’Twas “Caf Blast” killed the beast. No crabby snax for Jordan.

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    GaryCooper  over 5 years ago

    Black tears!

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    scyphi26  over 5 years ago

    Jordan, it really kind of WAS your fault, because you weren’t supposed to be here in the first place, and if you weren’t, then certainly this would’ve never happened.

    Also, you’re an oblivious twit. Black tears from suddenly black eyes is never a good thing. Don’t you watch movies?

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    admwrlk Premium Member over 5 years ago

    His cry is the same as the probe

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    When you think that some character can’t be more dumb…

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    Brian Perler Premium Member over 5 years ago

    We need a meeting of Jordan and Desmond Fishman. Just to say that Desmond maybe isn’t really all that bad.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 5 years ago

    I wonder if they get on your back or meld with your body. It seems that carbolic acid just might kill them.

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    jonesbeltone  over 5 years ago

    Tune in next time for the next adventure…

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    Applemask  about 1 year ago

    Jordan is the absolute worst

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