Bad Machinery by John Allison for March 11, 2019

Keep rollin’

Oh, I’m sure that glass dome only cost a couple of million…

About none of these kids would really be well suited for any space flights in reality, but it’s still fun to watch them try.

Looks like the strategy is to make the first person burst as many water balloons as possible so the field will be less dangerous for the others when their turn comes.

Or were they giving good directions but he wasn’t very good at following them?

Damn….either that dome is made of cheaper materials than the contractors let on…..or Tuan got some serious demons raging beneath his calm exterior.

Ruh-roh. Tuan is smashing the biodome.

I thought coveralls (boiler suit) were made for things like getting wet. I’d enjoy it. I like getting wet.

Poor Tuan, he’s an adolescent who suffers for the judgment of others and feels embarrassed to show himself. And, above all, is afraid to looks ridiculous.

Yes, Tuan, put yourself into Charlotte’s hands. What could possibly go wrong?!?

Lottie, you’ll be a woman soon

I love you so much, can’t count all the ways

I’ve died for you girl and all they can say is

“He’s not your kind”

They never get tired of putting me down

And I’ll never know when I come around

What I’m gonna find

Don’t let them make up your mind

Don’t you know, Lottie, you’ll be a woman soon

Please, come take my hand

Lottie, you’ll be a woman soon

Soon, you’ll need a man

I’ve been misunderstood for all of my life

But what they’re saying Lottie it cuts like a knife

“The boy’s no good”

Well, I’ve finally found what I’m a-looking for

But if they get their chance they’ll end it for sure

Surely would

Lottie, I’ve done all I could

Now it’s up to you Lottie, you’ll be a woman soon

Please, come take my hand

Lottie, you’ll be a woman soon

Soon, you’ll need a man

Lottie, you’ll be a woman soon

Please, come take my hand

Lottie, you’ll be a woman soon

Soon but soon, you’ll need a man

Lottie, you’ll be a woman soon

Please, come take my hand.