The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for February 14, 2019

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    You should’ve ordered them last week.

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    finkd  almost 6 years ago

    The same as hiring a divorce lawyer.

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    juncarlo  almost 6 years ago

    Well, it’s not a very high price to keep his wife happy and also she will not bother him for the rest of the month.

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 6 years ago

    Gift for Morticia?

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    Smokie  almost 6 years ago

    One of our locals news stations got flowers from a florist ($50), ordered some from online ($60) and bought an arrangement at the local grocery ($19). Then then took the arrangements to a floral expert (not sure where form) and did not tell him which was which. The floral got a 7 and the online got a 1 (dead flowers and bad arranging) and the grocery store one also got a 7. Seems the floral shop and the online were just overpriced. My hubby gives me a list of what he will do for me instead of flowers. Love that man!!! I bake him his favorite cake.

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    nosirrom  almost 6 years ago

    $39.95.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    A dozen long stem red (or any other color) roses, no doubt grown in Mexico where they love roses even more than we do, $13.49 at the local branch of my regional grocery chain. And they last for weeks in water. Plus, you can actually smell them. You can, of course, get them mixed with a few weeds in a cheap Chinese glass vase for $70.

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    ChessPirate  almost 6 years ago

    “I can pinch your cheeks for $5…”

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    zzeek  almost 6 years ago

    Hope their relationship lasts longer than the flowers will.

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    cuzinron47  almost 6 years ago

    How much for a picture of roses?

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    rAtkinson  almost 6 years ago

    You can pick them up for free, at your local grave yard.

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    comixbomix  almost 6 years ago

    Appropriate for Thornapple to want only to give…the thorns.

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    banjinshiju  almost 6 years ago

    Fifty dollars seems to be cheap from a good florist.

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