Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 26, 2019

Hahaha no Mister Lebowski that had not occurred to me. Marty with the double EES from Mimi’s sick burn.

Oh HO! Played and targeted! Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy!

BTW: for those it bothers: FIRST!

D’OH!

And Marty’s cup still runneth over. He must have gotten nothing but suds.

Does Howry have any experience doing play by play?

P1, Stop lying, Marty, we all know it’s nowhere near that long.

P2, Mimi whacks Marty with The Flying Fickle Finger Of Fate.

P3, Marty, dazed and confused finally understands what Gil goes through when Mimi gets mad at him. His ears are still ringing.

P1 Hmmm…let’s watch Marty hit on Mimi P3 Boing!!!!, Wow I never thought of that….look that toush on her

“I just wanted to say it’s nothing personal that my radio guest wants your husband fired”. Yes, I’ve loathed your husband for years and have never passed up an opportunity to belittle him publicly. But hey, it’s never been personal.

Wait – I still have 20 seconds…

Glad to have nailed the “nothing personal” line with yesterday’s comment, but, wait, has Mimi been reading the strip all along? Or hanging out with the station manager? I guess Marty will now have to go the other way, with effusive praise of Thorp’s coaching style—which as we know is not all about winning games. It is about the life sessions kids can get only from coming in second in the Valley!

Alright, now Marty can take care of publicly exposing Robby, getting him banished from the strip & Gil stays out of the fray.

P2- Subliminal message that Mimi is taking a road trip to Hawaii? Mimi calls it like she sees it. P3- Unlikely to get more dopey.

All right Ellis, let’s hear your take on the rest of The Seven Dwarfs.

I’ve never seen head last as long as on Marty’s mug.

NO COMMENTS FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY ON THAT SENTENCE!!!!

Oh, also, FIRST!

I’m just checking in to get a participant ribbon at this point in the day.

Marty’s a nitwit….ha….23rd!

Just out of curiosity, how does Mimi know this?

…perhaps an alliance being forged, a frustrated and barren Mimi and an unfulfilled Moon?

Bacon has got to come in to play here somehow; right

Ah, just as we suspected… Robby is Eve Harrington to Marty’s Margo Channing.

That…..was…..AWESOME!!

That sure is a tiny stone in her wedding ring, but considering that she got it in the 1950’s, it was probably pretty expensive back then.

The guy in P1 is one of those magicians that can drink without opening his mouth

P3: “…wow….I’ve never really noticed that booty before….”

Doesn’t the guy in P1 know you shouldn’t look into the camera?!? He just has to sneak a look.

Marty likes this pub because he doesn’t have to use his sippy cup.

In all reality , I call Firsts for predicting both the Milford baseball season and Bitsy Twill will be back before June.

P2: R&W just gotta get those hands in…

I knew it. I said that last week.

I just took another look at that ring. I’m betting there’s a hose connection and Marty is about to get a face wash.