Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 16, 2019

Could Andy’s alcohol limit be — as once said in Dragon Ball Z — over nine thousand?

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp blowing up the breath analyzer in the 3rd frame is priceless :o) right ?, my avatar today shows that even men have a wrong perception about their looks thinking they look like Brad Pitt but actually it’s more like Mr Bean , when I look in the mirror to shave I am surprised to see an old man looking at me how was your day ? ours looks like it’s going to be normal , take care and good luck for your next blood donation pal

Andy sure needs to detox.

I’m sure Andy’s got an alco-holier than thou expression!

Could one say that Andy is “gas” powered?

That’s Andy’s superpower.

I once saw a cartoon of a man in a hospital bed and his doctor saying to him “Good news Mr Dobson, we’ve found traces of blood in your alcohol stream.”

We missed the actual hat-launch. But there it is right there on the ground.

I know I buy ALL of MY vitamins from street-side merchants!!!

What a lightweight machine ;(

“l was chattin’ with Number Six in my local an hour ago and ‘e says ’e couldn’t make oot ’ow l walked away unharmed from the explosion in the last panel.

l said l couldn’t remember!"

Good thing this was the morning.

Walter looks like Percy the rent collector!

Alcohol has a half life!

Can you imagine what would happen if someone tried to give Godzilla a breathalyzer test?

Great strip!

No, really. I loved this one.

xxx

@Afficionado

A mirror never lies I’m afraid, Affie. Apart from those trick mirrors you get at a fairground. Don’t feel depressed about being old(er) Be happy that you’re still alive with your loved ones around you.

The weather here has been beautiful lately so I’ve been getting out and about. I went to the shopping centre in the city and there were people from NHS Blood & Transplant testing people’s blood groups and signing them up to be donors.

I asked one of the guys how many people had signed up and he said around 60-70 people. Amazing.

The highest BAC I ever saw was .45. And the guy was sitting there having a normal conversation.

You should never operate a device outside of its specification.