Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 16, 2019

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    juncarlo  almost 6 years ago

    Apparently Blanch’s meatballs were a bit spicy.

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    TexTech  almost 6 years ago

    I would think that with the stench of dragon gas, you wouldn’t need to ask.

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    drewhollan  almost 6 years ago

    Next time ya git the urge, turn out the lights or shades, light a match and let’er rip. Methane gas in all of us.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Is that how one heats a house with natural gas in the Kingdom of Id?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    He is a Pooty Thang.

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    Strider Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    AOC isn’t going to like this comic strip today….LOL

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    jagedlo  almost 6 years ago

    give him some Gas-X or something, then!

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    ptnjbrown  almost 6 years ago

    It’s better to toot and bear the shame than to hold it in and bear the pain.

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    1953Baby  almost 6 years ago

    Seem to be a plethora of, uh, bodily function jokes the last couple of days. . .the winter months are a fairly desolate time for ideas, I guess. . .

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    micromos  almost 6 years ago

    Aurgk, we are destroying the planet! We need to save it, bottle it, burn it for energy use!

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    pcmcdonald  almost 6 years ago

    I do not know why but I thought of Sinclair Gas.

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    Tentoes  almost 6 years ago

    DON’T feed him PEOPLE food!

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    Teddy bear Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Notice on a headstone let you win go free because that’s what killed me

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    retpost  almost 6 years ago

    Letting him by the fire was a great idea,

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    blakerl  almost 6 years ago

    According to the new green deal, he can no longer fart, not allowed. Humm? I wonder if that is why we have no dragons today? Ye Old green deal.

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    Al Nala  almost 6 years ago

    Ya don’t know the HALF of it, Wiz!

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    montylc2001  almost 6 years ago

    well, now we have to ban dragons according to AOC.

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    cubswin2016  almost 6 years ago

    That would save on chopping down logs.

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    LV1951  almost 6 years ago

    A blast from the passed gas!

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    Pedmar Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    This reminds me of a Terry Pratchett Discworld novel (I think it was “Guards! Guards!”) where he goes into hilarious detail about how miserable the little swamp dragons are, and how gassy they are, how a little sneeze can cause one of them to explode. He told it much better than I did. I highly recommend ANY Discworld novel, BTW.

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    Dr_Zinj  almost 6 years ago

    The Incredible size-changing dragon, Henry the Flatulent!

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