That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for February 04, 2019

Alpha male seeks female. PETA supporters need not reply.

They had leopards in Hungary???

“I told my date that she would recognize me because of my leopard print cape.”

“I bet you’re not so tough without that mace”, is what I said before he beat me half to death.

“Igor said he’d meet me here and we could go clubbing tonight…”

Nice try Bud, but nobody’s going to believe this is a “Great Moment…”

Another great moment in Phallic Portaiture……….

The first Viagra commercial.

Vinegar was a stupid idea. It’s taking forever to melt the Alps – and then we’ve still got to get through the Appenines!

Looooootta competition out there.

It’s always all about the accessories.

Apparently just a historical fantasy piece. “Ancient Hungarian in front of a Castle.”

“I’m too sexy for my spurs,too sexy for my spurs too sexy it hurts”

Well, you may throw your rock and hide your hand

Workin’ in the dark against your fellow man

But as sure as God made black and white

What’s down in the dark will be brought to the light

You can run on for a long time

Sooner or later God’ll cut you down

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J. Cash

I hate when that happens

Absolutely horrible horrible moment in phallic history.

So cold that warmth supersedes fashion.

“I wish women would quit looking at me as some sort of sex symbol.”

Ancient Hungarian in front of a Castle: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Kov%C3%A1cs_Ancient_Hungarian_in_front_of_a_Castle_1852.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this painting.

https://www.the-athenaeum.org/people/detail.php?ID=12308 

https://www.hung-art.hu/frames-e.html?/english/k/kovacs/index.html 

http://www.kovacsmihaly.eoldal.hu/ 

all have info, or links that point to more info, about this artist (the last in Hungarian, again, Chrome can automatically translate), perhaps in addition to what’s pointed to by the first URL. So far, 2 works by him have been used here. 

https://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2016/04/12?comments=visible 

has the prior, which while my comment is still there, with the line breaks removed, its 16 hyperlinks remain inactive. ?&@#!#%&!

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #2130 (February 3, 2019) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Ivor was the top insurance salesman for the district.

I was thinking phallic portraiture.

Grindr’s pin-up of the year.

Well, if it’s not phallic, what the heck is it?

“O.K. Nobody around. Let ’er blow!”

holding his back scratcher in right hand ,Swen wondered why he felt loose in the underwear dept.then he realized he had a hole in his jocky shorts.

He’s here for a Birthday Party:Chorus: (Sing after every pair of lines) Happy Birthday. [Hunh!] Happy Birthday. [Hunh!]

Death, destruction, and despairPeople dying everywhere

May the cities in your wakeBurn like candles on your cake,

May your deeds with sword and axeEqual those with sheep and yaks,

Your servants steal, your wife’s untrue,Your children plot to murder you,

They stole your sword, your gold, your house,Took your sheep but not your spouse,

This one lesson you must learn,First you plunder, then you burn

Hear the Women Wail and WeepKill them all, But Spare the Sheep

Indigestion’s what you getFrom the enemies you ’et,

Pestilence has struck your townYou yourself feel quite run-down

So you’ve aged another yearNow you know that Death is near

“Bloody hell! Who put those spurs on my boots? Those could hurt someone, they could!”