Amazing, donkeys that “wear” pants! I suspect that there is some human intervention, somewhere in all this. Really; the bugs wouldn’t put pants on the donkeys.
AARP magazine said that 10% of cell phone users (I presume they were talking American, and I do not know who made up their statistics) check their phones when they are having sex!
Leroy over 5 years ago
“Do these pants make my a$$ look fat?”
The Pro from Dover over 5 years ago
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
Wouldn’t it be nice to have a Japanese waterproof cell phone here in the United States’ Pacific Northwest where it rains?
Breadboard over 5 years ago
Nothing like a live visual chat from the shower….. peek-a-boo ! …. I see you !
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 5 years ago
Interesting about the phone use in Japan. My guess is that their long work hours necessitate that. Along with driving them insane.
Max Starman Jones over 5 years ago
And the French word for “fish” is almost spelled “poison.”
chromosome Premium Member over 5 years ago
Americans want their phones to be waterproof in case they drop them in the toilet…
Jogger2 over 5 years ago
I couldn’t use a phone in the shower. I would not be able to understand the person at the other end over the noise of the water.
bluegirl285 over 5 years ago
Soooo, if someone wants to give me a gift in Germany, I shouldn’t accept it?
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
Those Japanese don’t waste a moment, do they?
bookworm0812 over 5 years ago
I just looked up the German translation for “poison.” It’s not “gift” but does contain the word “gift.” The German word for poison is “Vergiften.”
ekke over 5 years ago
And the German word for sh*t is “mist.” Y’know, those guys just have a different word for EVERYthing!!!
ekke over 5 years ago
Amazing, donkeys that “wear” pants! I suspect that there is some human intervention, somewhere in all this. Really; the bugs wouldn’t put pants on the donkeys.
oakie817 over 5 years ago
okay, so these donkeys buy their own specially made pants and put them on themselves?
Durak Premium Member over 5 years ago
And tomorrow they’ll tell us that the French word for fish is ‘poisson’.
I know, close enough.
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 5 years ago
AARP magazine said that 10% of cell phone users (I presume they were talking American, and I do not know who made up their statistics) check their phones when they are having sex!
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
And they call jewelry “schmuck.”
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
In Greek the word for poison is “Pharmakie” from which we get Pharmacist, “a dispenser of poisons” (true)…
craigwestlake over 5 years ago
I assume kids in Germany don’t want gifts for Christmas…
heathcliff2 over 5 years ago
A reminder to beware of not only Trojan gifts.
gopher gofer over 5 years ago
the phones are waterproof in japan because so many people use them in the toilet (oops!)…
squiggle9 over 5 years ago
and the word Moor means swamp in German