Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 20, 2019

Other than Wyomissing and Fox Crossing, Lansing was the only option!

D-list? Ouch ! Do you realize you said that out loud?

Before that, they tried “Fans Sing with the Stars” … but it was unbearably worse than any audition for “American Idol.”

And “Prancing with the Stars” just looked silly.

Next week – to Rhode Island, and “So You Think You Can Providence”.

For some reason, I focused on the caption first, so I was expecting something surgical. (I know it’s not spelled that way, but…)

Next stop: Lansing, Kansas. Tour the state’s prison industrial complex center.

Keep those stars out of East Lansing, Dan

Are we supposed to recognize any of these?

This took me a few beats, I’m embarrassed to say. My grandmother lived in Lansing.