Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 18, 2019

A real dilema!

I bet when you read them, you wont accept them.

What’s more important…your rights or posting a picture of you lunch?

Today’s funniest comic! (Your mileage may vary.)

I’m pretty sure no one ever has read those, including the people that write them.I’m giving Abe a pass.

Abe stood a chance. He was a lawyer.

I have a screenshot somewhere from some apps TOD that reads “will not use for evil”

He can check it off. The phrase Terms And Conditions is right there. It doesn’t say " I have read ALL the terms and conditions".

Immaterial, no cell service.

Now THAT is FUNNY!!!!!!

He’d be elated if he could debate it.

That only applies to the words “terms and conditions”. So he’s okay if he says yes.

He was a lawyer—no problem.

Looks a lot like my boss. You can call me Ishmael.

Me, I skim them. Just for fishy terminology like “soul.”

It’s their ‘out’ in case of any disagreement:

“Well, you DID indicate that you read the terms and Conditions.”

( ) I have read the terms and conditions.

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Nice, very nice!

I was driving a group of veterans to a VA center. One of them started complaining about something his credit card company was doing, and he said; “I never gave them permission to do” whatever it was. Entire group started laughing at him about not reading the fine print of the credit card agreement.