F Minus by Tony Carrillo for March 24, 2019

I would like a theater like that if I don’t mind the flashing light making me see spots as I go to the bathroom.

With some movies, the light would never stop flashing.

I could have used that when I saw SW: The Phantom Menace. I finally gave up and went to the bathroom only to come back and find Darth Maul had had a big fight with the two Jedi. I saw it later at home and on TV.

Bathroom? Nah, that’s not the reason. It’s to go to the snack bar: profit.

The rush to the flush.

But you’ll have no problem hearing everything. Unless you’ve gone deaf from the volume.

When I was a kid the light flashing in my eyes was the theatre attendant wanting me and my girlfriend to “separate…”

There is an app called “RunPee” that vibrates your phone during the slow times of a movie and tells you what you are missing so you can run and pee. It’s free.

Why is her seat narrower than the one to her right?

Or you can try to go before and after

I wish they would start putting intermissions in long movies again. A few examples that did: Gone with the Wind, Lawrence of Arabia, 2001: A Space Odyssey.