Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 23, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 6 years ago

    He’s been trained as a disregard dog.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “I ear oo-ly af thin I yy”

    {What in the devil is she talking about? Is she mad? She MUST BE! She’s stark raving mad.}

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “Can you ear me now?”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Wouldn’t that be ’arf of what I say?

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I don’t get it. I better have some coffee.

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    Bigdeer Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    He’s obviously not a talking dog…

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    P51Strega  almost 6 years ago

    It’s ruff putting up with her constant yapping.

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    Stevefk  almost 6 years ago

    Thats what happens when you’re always barking orders at me!

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    DanFlak  almost 6 years ago

    My wife makes the accusation, “You never listen to anything I say.” I reply, “I do, but you talk so much, I can’t catch all of it.” I think I’ll be allowed off sleeping on the couch next week sometime.

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    Sebec Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Ahh…. finally got it. For the dog on the left…..One ear is covered.

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    John Smith  almost 6 years ago

    Like most wives, she’s a glass half empty female dog

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    flemmingo  almost 6 years ago

    Sounds like my wife! I don’t hear most of what she says!

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    vet6714  almost 6 years ago

    One ear up, one down……

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    Concretionist  almost 6 years ago

    How come human eyes have lids but ears don’t? It’s just not fair!

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 6 years ago

    Of course I liste…SQUIRREL!

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    wiatr  almost 6 years ago

    We just hear the half that’s interesting to us. ;-)

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