Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 26, 2019

He’ll probably start snoring even before she says, “you’re feeling sleepy!” Of course, it’s another matter if he has anything worth saying once he’s down!

If it puts him in a suggestive mood, so much the better.

I would ask who uses mayo in the morning, but this is Adam we are talking about.

and now he will come back home THINKING he is an OLD MAYO JAR!

So he knew the mayo was old, and he ate it anyway. I am not surprised.

Something tells me he’s not a good candidate for hypnosis, ironically because he’s too susceptible to suggestions.

Psst… Mayo is acidic. No bacteria grows in mayo. If it sits too long, it separates and looks gross(er), but no bacteria grows in mayo.

“Now, Mr. Newman, I’m going to use this… Mr. Newman? Wake up!”

Use Mayo instead of butter when making grilled cheese sandwiches.

This will end weirdly.

Mayo on breakfast sandwiches tastes good to me.