Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 27, 2019

He has become comfortably numb.

Reach out, punch Rat, and then ask him if he felt that.

The Stepford Rats.

Never saw Rat so happy.

I’ve known lots of people that didn’t give a damn, but they didn’t seem happy.

Oh good. Now he won’t feel a thing when the pest control lets him have it.

???

You could say he doesn’t give a rat’s a##. He could also get blindly drunk; no, that wears off.

But he’s happy ! Rat doesn’t realize it, but he hasn’t lost all affect!

Ready to be a republican Resident!

My secret is out!

It’s true. No conscience and no empathy can make things much simpler.

The makings of a CEO!

May the power of the Croc be with you :-)

Now that is funny.

A smiling Rat is TRULY scary…

A new life goal!

Sums up my opinion of some individuals who seem to relish doing me wrong repeatedly.

An inability to feel does come in handy during January, with all those ASPCA, WWF, St Judes and Shriners commercials playing non-stop.

RAT has a point….if you have no feelings and or conscience, what’s there to care about? Jiminey Crickett has left the building

if he’s lost the ability to feel, wouldn’t that include the ability to feel happy?

Gimme summa dat!

The other alternative would be to place the Happy Happy Joy Joy helmet on your head and dance the day away…

Sociopathic is a definition of Trump?

“This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.” – Horace Walpole

I have a son like that, obviously I have nothing to do with him anymore. Well, he’s also part narcissist and psychopath. All I can do is pray for him.

axis II personality disorder makes things so much less complicated

He’s on to something!

Just continue watching cat vids, Rat

Rat finally achieves Nirvana!

Heavy drinking helps.

Happiness is having nice things. (Plato’s Symposium)

For the rest of there’s always Scotch.

But there’s so much work to do killing people and hiding the bodies! Just getting rid of the annoying politically-obsessed who insist on making every cartoon about politics takes an incredible amount of time. First, we have to find them, pass along the info to the local psychopaths, then take care of our own victims. We also go after people who don’t know the difference between a psychopath and sociopath.

What’s great about being a sociopath is that everything seems like a victimless crime!

but happiness is also a feeling.

All of the Democrat candidates for President think it’s OK to kill an unborn baby for personal convenience up to the moment of birth (and maybe even after), and yet liberals continue to say Trump is a sociopath? What a load.

Goat, I have lost all respect for you as a fictional character.

Constipation

No. I am Happy.

Rat has it easy. Goat is hopelessly caught up in his overthinking most things. Pig—don’t ask, don’t tell; he goes like a Trimmer, whichever way the wind (or Hot Air) is blowing….

Because he knows himself. Imagine being that “man”.

I created a switch that can turn my emotions off so no one thinks I’m a weakling. Here! click