Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 25, 2019

Uh, Lio, the upper half of that skull kind of has the ears. I don’t think the skeleton is capable of hearing his phone ring.

With Lio around, these things always turn up sooner or later!

Can ya dig it?

Just call him Indiana Lio.

“Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning?”

How can he Read with no eyes? It’s not brail because it is not using it’s hands.

He lost it when he told the barber to just take a little off the top.

Maybe he’s a descendant of the headless horseman and losing his head is just a family thing ..

If the skeleton can move it can hear. Which means the rest of him is invisible.

“Yeah, I found it! It was right where I buried it!”

I never believed Liō would resort to skullduggery…

How did Lio know where to dig? —Unless, of course, he had buried it there in the first place! What a scam Lio is running!

Yorick ?

I told you I’d lose my head if it wasn’t attached.