Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for February 15, 2019

You should have gone when you were sick and the the pharmacist tell you one. Far less expensive.

Aye, and the pharmacist really wanted to give you something, but rules required a prescription.

So Horace, does an apple a day keeps the vet away… ?

Hmm. “A horse went into a pharmacy, a horse went into a pharmacy…”

“A horse went into a pharmacy and asked for a condom.”

Nah, too obvious.

Now you gotta go to doctor and tell him the same joke, so he can write prescriptions for it. Doctor and pharmacist will get good profits. And you Horace -you’ll get nothing, but very kind indeed.Greetings to my pharmacist cousin (if she reads this, I’m gonna have hard times in near future.)

Was it a Rx rated joke?

who wrote the prescription?

Pharmacist comes back from lunch and notices that Mr Smith is leaning heavily and uncomfortably against the wall. He asks the othe pharmacist whats up with Mr Smith? He says Well he came in for cough syrup but we were out so i gave him a laxative instead. He says “That won’t help.”. The other pharmacist replies “Sure it will, look at him. He’s afraid to cough.”